McGRIDDLE GAVETH ME WEIRD DREAMS, MAN

I'm a girl who is not me. I have three or so friends who all share a secret--we can morph into animals. It's like animorphs, but it's not animorphs. I think I read a book with these specific characters once--a morphing friend whom I loved who was an alien and when he turned human he was UBER HAAWWWWTTT!! I had two more friends, maybe three at one point. Two more dudes and a gothish chick. Like, she wasn't totally goth, just punk cabaret-ish, if you know what I mean. First, though, I think I was in this sorta urban jungle place, after the style of The Hunger Games which my sister told me about. My mother was the leader of a sect--my friends and I were like her underlings. She called us and banished me for some reason--I think that she was kinda pissed that I put my name in the bowl more than once because I thought we didn't have enough food or something. She was a little psychotic, but somehow we trusted her, like Akito.

Now for the next part. The alien friend and me were like lovers since we were eight or something (and we invented some "UFO" kind of sexual thing, what it was I don't know), and when I met him he was taking the form of a caterpillar in Alice in Wonderland style. D8 But then he turned human and I was liek "SHAT BREAK MEH OFF A PIECADAT!" I remember he was like your typical hot surfer dude, all tan with blue eyes and dirty blonde hair, and it was long enough that it could be put into a ponytail, which he wore most of the time.

We were getting out of some formal event I remember, my friends and this alien lover and me. I think I had a daughter at one point, which he mentioned later (Hey, let's just call him Jack for now, since he didn't really have a name). So we piled into a car that was being towed by my friend's RV and drove off hoping that nobody would see us. We were running away for some reason. My mom was there and she told me to call my doctor. "About what?" "Oh, you know, the pads and tampons and things." Right, she wanted me to call my doctor and update him on my period (which I had problems with in the REAL past, I don't know why it came up so suddenly).

I updated my doctor on my stats. Yeah, I was perfectly O-K. I haven't had any super bad cramps..... Oh shat! I just remembered! I missed my period this month and I think I might be preggo! I guess me and Jack are real freaks because I remember thinking that thoughtout all those years I hadn't gotten pregnant (I also wasn't thinking of my "daughter" at this point, I just kind of came up with one at the moment) and I was like, "HOW???"

So my mother gone, my friends and I, In the gothish-chick's RV, discusds where we're going to go. I decide, hey it's time to tell them. "Guys, I have some really important news. Don't worry, it's not bad..." They all look at me expectantly. "I think I may be pregnant."

One of my dude friends just gives me a funny look. "What's pregnant?" I think he's an alien too.

The two predominantly HUMAN friends of mine are shocked--their jacks are dropped and they trade looks from each other to me like, NO WAI RILLY? HOMGHOMGHOMG.

I don't remember what Jack's face was like. I just remember that just before he was saying that he wanted us all to live in separate rooms if we stayed in a Hotel. "A room for Amanda," the gothish chick--replacive name"A room for Joey" another alias cuz I don't remember his name, "and a room for Me and [insert girl's name here] and Liya" apparently my/our daughter. So like the three of us would all stay in one room. Yeah.

I do remember later, it might have been at that moment or a memory, when we gave Jack a bath (my friends and I). Like, he didn't know what a bath was and he was cold and thought it was nicer in the warm water. It was hilarious--when one of us pulled the plug on the drain and the water kept going down he was like, "Guys... guys the water's going down...." and he kept scooching lower to keep his body in the warm water but it wasn't going to work, so finally he's all alone in the tub, kinda cold, and looking down at his genitals all surprised like, "HOW DID THAT GET THAR??"

The dream was supposedly based off of a series whose name had something to do with football and started with a W. It was about five or six letters long and had two other words in the title.

There was also this crazy old lady at one point complaining to us about such a strict no-dog policy that someone wouldn't even let her in with her invisible dog. D8